Illinois: Lakeesha D. Smith charged with hit and run DUI death of Tundun Lawani, cops say she claims she was partying…

Smith told investigators she had been drinking between 11 p.m. and 2 a.m. Her blood-alcohol level was .072 nearly four hours after the incident, according to police records.

Lakeesha D Smith charged with DUI death of Tundun Lawani

Washington: “He was sober as a Judge” was anticipated testimony from his Judge pal, says prosecutor…from the land of winkin’, blinkin’ and nod!

“Although Judge (Ryan) lied to the trooper about the type and quantity of alcohol he consumed, the amount of alcohol that he did consume (i.e., 2 glasses of wine) is still insufficient to prove impairment under the circumstances of this case,” the prosecutor added.