DWI Hit Parade!

From Times Union
A 68-year-old Connecticut doctor has been charged with DWI, disorderly conduct and exposing himself to a female trooper after he allegedly crashed his car on Interstate 684 in Westchester County and peed on the floor of the State Police barracks while he was being booked.
State Police said the odd incident unfolded around 7:30 p.m. Tuesday when Robert J. Orlandi, 68, of New Milford, Conn….MORE

From LoHud.com:
During her sentencing in Westchester County Court in White Plains, the 26-year-old New Rochelle resident was ordered to serve two to six years in state prison for her behavior on the night of Sept. 28, 2009 Walsh was driving drunk on Central Park Avenue in Yonkers when she ran two red lights and plowed into the driver’s side of a car near Underhill Street, police said.