Texas: Drunk wearing shirt proclaiming: “I give under beer pressure”; finally gets to court 4 years after DUI arrest

Justice isn’t swift in Fort Bend County, Texas….read this convoluted tale from the Fort Bend Now.com
The DA is a blowhard, the cop did his job, the defendant is an idiot and the jury found this nitwit guilty…
A Katy man has been convicted by a Fort Bend County jury after a drunk driving arrest four years ago. According to police, when 50-year-old Wayne Keith Paris was pulled over on June 29, 2007, police asked where he was coming from and Paris replied, “Drinkin’.” …..MORE