Driving Miss Daisy into a tree landed Michael Tonkin in Pierce County jail for 4th DUI

State Patrol says DUI driver Michael Tonkin was having sex when he crashed into tree; both he and Daisy Laroque tumbled out of wreck naked as jaybirds and infant was in back seat

PARENTS OF THE YEAR

Michael Tonkin with the baby he had in the back seat as he crashed while having sex in the front seat. DUI Washington State Patrol

A couple having sex with a newborn baby in the back seat ended when the career DUI driver, Michael G. Tonkin, 22, of Puyallup, Wash., got a tree-in-one on a sharp curve when he was attempting to have sex with the woman.  Tonkin got a broken wrist and the woman, Daisy Laroque, 22, of Tacoma, Washington, got a broken pelvis while the baby was okay but unfortunate enough to look forward to a life with these two jackasses.

Washington State Patrol Trooper K. Jones responded to a report of a vehicle crash into a tree on Nov. 22, 2017, at 6: 19 pm in Pierce County, Washington.

Trooper Jones reported that Tonkin crashed his 2006 Ford Taurus sedan while southbound on Rt. 7 when he left the roadway and hit a tree and a guardrail.  Tonkin, who has four prior DUI arrests was also charged with failing to abide by the ignition interlock, vehicular assault and all around failure to do right — or to simply get a room.

DRIVING MISS DAISY