California: DUI driver Ken Clark could afford a Mercedes but couldn’t afford to call a cab! Keith Fox not so sly; got a DUI when he crashed into house

California: DUI driver Ken Clark could afford a Mercedes but couldn’t afford to call a cab! Officers arrived within minutes and discovered a black Mercedes had collided with a white Land Rover. The occupant of the Land Rover was treated at a local hospital for moderate non-life-threatening injuries. The driver of the Mercedes, Kenneth Lewis Clark, age 54 of Palm Desert, was arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol.

Maryland: Boozing Bryan Kafka hit and ran and stuck in traffic; admits he’s insane but still drives

Maryland State Police report that a DUI driver who struck a car carrying a pregnant woman and then fled the scene on I-95 in Harford County last night was not counting on emergency road repair up ahead that stopped traffic and included a state trooper working a special assignment at the location.

The suspect is identified as Bryan C. Kafka, 25, of 9878 Edisto Way, Middle River, Md.