Texas: 3rd DWI gets man 8 years probation and laundry list of penalties but no jail…

From Brenham Banner.com:
Almazan was also fined $2,000 and ordered to pay court costs and $140 restitution. He must also attend a DWI intervention class, perform 300 hours of community service, undergo drug/alcohol evaluation and treatment, provide a DNA sample and submit to urinalysis.  MORE