Florida: Police suspect DUI as motivation behind canal jumping in Honda for pair of pinheads who propelled themselves airborne…coming down top first….bleeding….don’t miss comments about ‘inbreds’ at end of article

From News-Press.com: 
 — Whether they were attempting to imitate legendary daredevil jumper Evel Knievel or just unaware of the danger in front of them, two men in a Honda Civic flew over an 80-foot Cape Coral canal before landing upside down on the other side Thursday night.   Police are unsure of their intent, but a DUI investigation is under way, with a blood test pending for the driver, Daniel W. Purser, 27, of Cape Coral…..MORE